Frannie, the pride of Cape Breton, Toronto’s ramp agent, she’s the one, With a smile as bright as the morning sun, She’s the darling of the ramp, everyone.
With her “work husbands” by her side, She guides the planes with skill and pride, Loading bags and clearing the way, Frannie makes it look like child’s play.
But don’t let her charm deceive, Frannie’s got a work ethic to believe, She’ll do whatever task you ask, With a determination that will outlast.
But Frannie’s got a warning too, For all the agents she works with, it’s true, She says “Mind your work and do it right, Or the ramp will give you quite a fight.”
And when the day is done and through, We gather ’round the fire, it’s true, And Frannie tells us stories wild, Of ramp mishaps, that make us smile.
So listen to Frannie’s wise advice,
And stay safe on the ramp, that’s nice,
And remember, she’s the pride of Cape Breton,
The darling of the agents, Frannie’s the one.
So if you’re ever in Toronto town, And need a ramp agent around, Just look for Frannie, she’s the one, The pride of Cape Breton, second to none.
