Pam, Hank, Judy, Ted, and Arlene all worked for Trans Eastern Airlines, and they were known for their terrible customer service. One day, a group of travelers arrived at the airport ready to board their flight to Hawaii.
As they approached the gate, they were greeted by Pam with a cheerful smile. “Welcome to Trans Eastern Airlines,” she said. “Unfortunately, we’re overbooked today, so some of you will need to take a later flight.”
The travelers groaned in frustration, but Pam just shrugged her shoulders and told them to speak to Hank at the customer service desk. Hank, however, was nowhere to be found. Instead, they found Judy, who was busy ruining people’s film by putting it through the X-ray machine and then lying about it.
“I’m sorry, but I don’t see your luggage on the list,” Hank told one of the travelers. “It must have gotten lost in transit.”
The travelers were fuming with anger, but things only got worse when they boarded the plane and found Ted sitting in the cockpit. “We’ll be stacking up over Dallas for the next three hours due to air traffic,” he announced nonchalantly.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, Arlene was there to greet them at their seats, harassing them about their hand luggage and offering a selection of boring magazines. “I’m about as bright as a small appliance bulb,” she admitted with a grin.
It was no wonder that the travelers felt like they were flying in a cattle car with wings. Trans Eastern Airlines was definitely not their first choice for air travel, and they vowed to never fly with them again.
