Welcome aboard Yorkshire Airlines! Up on your hulls and ready to fly with the best? Look no further, because Yorkshire Airlines is the way to go. Our flight crew is top-notch and always ready to give you the warmest of welcomes. As Captain Boycott speaking, I can assure you that your safety is our number one concern.
Our facilities are second to none, and you’ll be greeted by our friendly air hostesses with a cheerful “Ey up” as you board the plane. And don’t forget to wipe your bloody feet before you come on board!
For your in-flight meal, we’ve got the classic Yorkshire dish of fish and chips served on a newspaper, with plenty of mushy peas to go around. And if you’re feeling thirsty, our captain will pour you a pint of mild to wash it all down.
But the real treat on Yorkshire Airlines is your choice of class. If you’re feeling posh, you can opt for Alan Bennett class. But if you’re a true Yorkshireman or woman, you’ll want to fly working class. Either way, you’ll have a great time on board.
So where will Yorkshire Airlines be taking you? Why, Yorkshire of course! We depart from Leeds International Airport and touch down just 20 minutes later, also at Leeds International Airport. If it’s not in Yorkshire, it’s not worth visiting, as the saying goes. We hope you’ll join us for a flight with Yorkshire Airlines and experience the best of the county. Ey up!
