Once upon a time, in the bustling airport, there was a ramp agent named The Bugle. The Bugle had a colleague named Soup Bone, who drove him absolutely nuts with his constant chatter and annoying habits. One day, The Bugle had had enough and decided to take matters into his own hands.
He marched into the central ready room, where Soup Bone was currently stationed, and without warning, grabbed him by the collar. Soup Bone was shocked and confused as The Bugle dragged him towards a large container. Despite Soup Bone’s protests and kicks, The Bugle threw him into the container and slammed the door shut.
Soup Bone was trapped, and had no idea what was happening. The Bugle then took the container and loaded it onto a loader, and drove over to the south hold. Soup Bone could hear the sound of the loader’s engine and knew he was being moved somewhere, but had no idea where.
As they arrived at the south hold, The Bugle began to raise the bed of the loader, and Soup Bone could feel himself being lifted higher and higher. He was kicking and screaming, but The Bugle paid no attention. Suddenly, the container was dumped onto the ground, and Soup Bone tumbled out onto the pavement.
To his surprise, there was no aircraft in sight. The Bugle just laughed and walked away, leaving Soup Bone confused and humiliated. It was a moment that The Bugle would always remember with a chuckle and Soup Bone would never live down.
