A man walks up to a gorgeous flight attendant sitting alone in an airport terminal and tries to impress her by guessing the name of her airline. “Is it Air France? ‘Making the sky the best place on earth!’ No? How about Singapore Airlines? ‘A great way to fly!’ Still no? Okay, how about Cathy Pacific? ‘Move beyond?’
The stewardess, fed up with the man’s poor attempts at flirting, slams down her paper and yells at him, “What the £¥%# do you want?!”
The man, undeterred, smiles and says, “Ah ha! Qantas!”
The stewardess rolls her eyes and replies, “No, it’s Southwest. ‘Wanna get away?'”
