As the plane began its descent towards the airport, the passengers let out a sigh of relief. The flight had been smooth and uneventful, a rare occurrence when flying with Total Bastard Airlines.
As they gathered their belongings and prepared to leave the aircraft, the pilot’s voice came over the intercom. “Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes the safest part of our journey. Thank you for flying Total Bastard Airlines. As we indicated at the start of the flight, we at Total Bastard Airlines are bitter about the career paths we have taken, and we do then to take that out on our passengers. We at Total Bastard Airlines realize that in your travel plans you have a choice of many airlines, but we’d like to thank you for flying the blue skies of Total Bastard.”
The passengers exchanged nervous glances, unsure if the pilot was being serious or not. But as they filed off the plane, they couldn’t help but feel a sense of gratitude towards the grouchy crew of Total Bastard Airlines. Despite their rough exterior and sarcastic humor, they had gotten them to their destination safely.
As they walked through the terminal, the passengers couldn’t help but feel a sense of loyalty towards Total Bastard Airlines. Sure, they may not have the best customer service or the most comfortable planes, but they always got the job done. And in the end, isn’t that what really matters when it comes to air travel?
So, despite the warnings at the beginning of the flight, the passengers of Total Bastard Airlines couldn’t wait to book their next trip with the unconventional airline. After all, there’s no better way to fly than with a crew of total bastards.
