Today we salute you, Mr. Airport Baggage Handler.
(Mr. Airport Baggage Handler)
Why just set a bag down when you can throw it, kick it, or simply ignore it?
(It’s time for my lunch break)
SFO, ORD, LAX. The complex airport codes are almost unsolvable. But that’s OK, because thanks to you, everything is going to Tulsa.
(That’s in Oklahoma)
When comforting a traveler about a lost bag or treasured family pet, you need only to remember 3 simple words: “Airline Not Responsible.”
(Thank you for flying)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O’ King of the Carousel. You give us all a reason to “carry on.”
(Mr. Airport Baggage Handler)
