It was a typical day at the airport for Chicken Hawk and RJ, as they worked their shift in the baggage handling area. The new Rapidair priority chute had just been installed, and they were both eager to get it up and running smoothly.
But as the day wore on, there was no sign of their third team member, Soupbone. They were starting to get worried when he finally showed up, completely hammered and unable to work.
RJ and Chicken Hawk were furious with Soupbone, who was getting mouthy and difficult to deal with. They decided they had had enough, and grabbed a chair to tape him to so he couldn’t leave. But even with his arms and legs secured, Soupbone’s mouth was still going a mile a minute, so they had to tape that shut too.
It was a drastic measure, but it worked. Soupbone never showed up to work drunk again, and the team was able to get back to their duties without any further disruptions.