Verse 1: Well, the south side of the airport ain’t the best place to be It’s where the ramp agents work, handling luggage with ease But there’s one guy, they call him Leroy, who’s the worst of the bunch He’s a mean, mean man, and he’s always out to lunch
Chorus: Bad, bad Leroy Brown, the meanest ramp agent in town He’s the talk of the tarmac, from Toronto to Montreal Bad, bad Leroy Brown, he’s the worst of them all
Verse 2: They say he’s tough as nails and twice as mean He’s got a temper that’ll make your knees turn green But if you’re smart, you’ll stay out of his way Cause when Leroy’s around, you better watch what you say
Chorus: Bad, bad Leroy Brown, the meanest ramp agent in town He’s the talk of the tarmac, from Toronto to Montreal Bad, bad Leroy Brown, he’s the worst of them all
Bridge: He’s a big man, with a big chip on his shoulder But when it comes to loading planes, he’s a lot older So if you see him comin’, just turn around Cause bad, bad Leroy Brown’s comin’ to town
Chorus: Bad, bad Leroy Brown, the meanest ramp agent in town He’s the talk of the tarmac, from Toronto to Montreal Bad, bad Leroy Brown, he’s the worst of them all